|Kristin Cavallari's Legs Are Delicious|
If you have a thing for chicks from phony reality shows, you're going to love these pictures of Kristin Cavallari in her short shorts and heels. To be honest, this could be any woman and I'd still want to put her on the site, it's a hot look, who can argue with the tiny shorts and high heels combination. It should become standard attire for women between the ages of 18 and 25 who weight less than 120lbs. Obviously the no fat chicks rule applies, it says so right here on my t-shirt.
Here's Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi arriving at 'Live With Regis And Kathie Lee', or whatever it's called now, nearly giving us what would have been one of the classiest upskirt pictures ever. This woman is so out of my league that I even feel kinda bad making stupid celebrity upskirt jokes that involve her. I don't think she respects me. I read books you know, I have an extensive collection of Hardy Boy's books here in my mom's basement. So there.
Katy Perry's Boobs Unleashed In Paris Fashion Week
I don't know if these pictures of Katy Perry in Paris for Fashion Week are new or old, she's been flashing her cleavage in so many different outfits this week that I can't tell them apart anymore. I guess it doesn't really matter, all that matters is France agrees with Katy's boobs. I think she should make Europe her permanent home because we all know that once she gets back to the states she's going to slip into her hipster skinny jeans and some sort of retro golf visor and all the Euro's hard work will be ruined.
Parts Of Jessica Alba Are Hot
I've never been one for fashion, I still wear a t-shirt that says 'Pobody's Nerfect', so I can't tell if this outfit Jessica Alba is wearing is hot or not. I can tell that parts of it are hot, the see through top, knee high socks and bitch boots are pretty sweet, but the old man shorts and grandma sweater have to go. If the shorts were tight short shorts and the sweater was, let's say, Jessica Simpson. Then no question this would have been one of the sexiest outfits of the year. Better luck next time.
Brooke Burke's Got A Frontal Wedgie
Damn! That's a hell of a camel toe. Here's Brooke Burke getting herself a coffee after what must have been a grueling workout because those leggings are driving to the hole harder than Magic Johnson. That's right, I used a basketball expression. I've watched basketball before, deal with it.
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